Lane hogs

Please note that driving at 70mph does not entitle you to sit in the middle lane of the motorway. Quite simply, just don't do it.

And claiming you're distracted by thinking about the non-echo of quacking ducks won't hold any water with me.

In advance of your co-operation, thank you.

A matter of debatable interest

Apparently, a duck's quack doesn't echo. Or so I'm told.

There seems to be some debate on this matter. Perhaps over time the musings of these pages will help us reach some kind of satisfactory conclusion.

I'll return, hopefully armed with more evidence, before too long.